Good Juju Ink - Thou Art Retired Book Cover Diecut Card

A witty book-shaped retirement card for those ready to begin their next chapter. This dark green vintage-style cover features golden palm trees and hammocks in a repeating pattern, with “Thou Art Retired” gleaming across the front in gold foil. A perfect mix of humor and elegance for celebrating well-earned rest.

𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐝𝐮𝐜𝐭 𝐃𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐬:
• Dimensions: 5" x 7"
• Die-cut vintage book design
• Hand-illustrated with gold foil accents
• Blank inside
• Offset and foil printed
• Envelope included

Shipping

It typically takes 2-7 business days to ship out orders. We ship via USPS or UPS.

Once shipped, transit times can range from 1 -10 business days, depending on which shipping method is selected at checkout. 

The # of business days listed at checkout is only an ESTIMATE for arrival AFTER it's been packed and shipped by our team and is not guaranteed. Please note Monday-Friday are standard business days.

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NOTE: The store is closed for Winter Break from late December to mid-January. All orders placed during that window will be processed upon our return from Winter Break.

Returns

Returns are accepted for exchange or store credit only within 14 days of receiving your order. Merchandise must be unused and in its original packaging. No cash or card refunds. All sale items are final.

Please note: we do not offer pre-paid shipping labels for online returns. The cost of shipping items back to us will be deducted from the amount of your store credit. Items must arrive safely back to us before store credit is granted.