Karen Schipper - Baaad Ass Birthday – Funny and Snarky Donkey Birthday Card

Some birthdays call for sweet. Others call for sass. Baaad Ass Birthday is a snarky donkey birthday card featuring one confident donkey standing out from a herd of sheep with the bold message “HAVE A BAAAAD ASS BIRTHDAY!” This cheeky animal birthday card blends clever wordplay with standout illustration, making it a strong pick for adults, friends, and anyone who appreciates a little edge with their humor. The playful contrast and punchy typography give it instant shelf appeal on birthday racks in gift shops, bookstores, and stationery stores. A bold option for retailers stocking funny birthday cards, pun birthday cards, and quirky illustrated designs. Product Details: • A2 folded card, 4.25" W × 5.5" L • Printed in full color on FSC® certified white cover paper • Blank interior • Single greeting card + euro-flap envelope • Packaged in cello sleeve • Printed locally in US A snarky birthday card that delivers laughs and standout personality to any birthday display. Perfect for: summer, sunglasses, coffee, plants, garden, outside, snarky birthday card, funny donkey card, pun birthday card, cheeky birthday card, adult humor birthday card, animal birthday card, baa birthday card, stationery store, office supplies, paper good, cute stationery, whimsy stationery, analog

Shipping

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